Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
