Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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