Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
