Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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