i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
