just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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