In the future we'll all be gay
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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