cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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