gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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