You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
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From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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