Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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