so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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