i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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