She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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