What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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