were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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