I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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