hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I faked an abortion last night.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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