I just made out with a guy for $7.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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