I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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