I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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