I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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