is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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