Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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