Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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