I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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