I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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