ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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