i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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