Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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