I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Is it penis luge time yet?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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