i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize