i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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