drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
i believe in u and ur pee
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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