Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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