Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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