have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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