pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize