Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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