honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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