I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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