I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
They took my balls.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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