My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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