Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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