Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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