And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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