Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
