Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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