In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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