She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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