I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she looked like the before picture.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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