I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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