Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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