Dual....:-)
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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