If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We had sex on a dog bed..
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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